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Welcome to my blog! I'm Meg, but you can call me anything. I'm 21 years old and trying to get my life figured out. My interests are homestuck, Doctor Who, Mass Effect and a wholllle bunch of other stuff! I dont do many text posts because I dont find myself overly exciting :/ Feel free to ask me anything, I love talking to people!
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themrcreepypasta:

Since the last audio post was really popular we tried out another

The Voice of Freddy is myself

The Voice of Foxy is wellheyproductions

The Voice of The Mother is creepy-rainbow-pasta

The Voice of the Girl deadjosey

The Voice of the Employee litterbot

Other Audios are

The Freddy Fazbear Band

The New Addition

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awkward-lee:

duskygrayknights:

but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp

"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"

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Anonymous said: You know witchcraft isn't real? but even pretending its real and "practicing" it it a sin and you will be damned to hell.

autumns-in-egypt:

morgana-molotov:

strangelfreak:

medievalwitch:

anon stupidity 101

We’ll see you there, anon!

THIS.NEEDS.MORE.NOTES I’ll always reblog

blueskypenguin:

slashydrunkard:

theholmeslessdoctor:

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

THIS IS WHY GIFSETS WERE CREATED

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

spazztastikim:

geekthras

“Last night I heard an 8-bit version of the Gravity Falls theme, written in famitracker, and I decided to do my own take on it. Threw this together in about half an hour.”

FANTASTIC! <3

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