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turntechgoddamnit:

tumbloler:

lone hawk

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oh no

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

mishachu:

funeralfrost:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp

lavenderlace:

legrandcirque:

A caricature sequence of posed joke photographs showing five stages of putting on a crinoline, ca. 1860.

This is me.

lavenderlace:

legrandcirque:

A caricature sequence of posed joke photographs showing five stages of putting on a crinoline, ca. 1860.

This is me.

maskedsalamancer:

I’m reely happy for ya… Ima let you Fin-ish. But Nubs Mcshouty is the best troll of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!

averyniceprince:

feast’s loki troll thing… i wanted to draw his horns…

averyniceprince:

feast’s loki troll thing… i wanted to draw his horns…

THIS IS SO SAD

edencomplex:

cundiman:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

PLUTO ;Q;

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

god-of-mischief-and-lies:

stark-spangled:

inscarletsilence:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

vforvet:

lady-sorceress:

Thor is frustrated.

Guys come on, don’t mess with Tho-TONY WUT R U DOING

THE ILLUSTRATIONS OH MY FUCK

somebody fixed it so the illustrations show up on the dash? enough of an excuse to reblog.

ISJGAS -screams- I FOUND IT!!!!!!

DAMMIT THOR I NEED THE MONEY